Today I woke up on the wrong side of my bed
I looked for my feet but I found my head.
I looked outside and the sky was bright red
My cat came to give me breakfast in bed.
In my bathroom was a kitchen instead;
I opened the tap and the water was bread.
The postman brought milk and the dustman fled.
Indeed the whole morning was very weird!
I went to the doctor and guess what he said?
Ah! You woke up on the wrong side of the bed.
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